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1. Gracious my god, where did you originate from, absolute best individual I have ever met?! Kissing you is the best and hanging out with you is the best and furthermore not dating somebody who is an aggregate washout is the best! Besides, you are so hot! How are you so hot?
2. Gracious my god, you tune in to Sixpence None The Richer's "Kiss Me" unironically, too???/Wait, you tune in to Dave Matthews Band and you're straightforwardly conceding that? I'll simply disclose to myself you don't generally like DMB and concentrate on the Sixpence goody, and we'll get past this.
3. Each tune I tune in to helps me to remember you. "Tanked in Love"? You. This irregular EDM tune that is for the most part simply beeping sounds with a foghorn playing over it? Some way or another still you.
4. That one thing you do is truly bizarre and I'm not totally into it. I'd be lying on the off chance that I said that the way that you brush your teeth utilizing just heating pop wasn't befuddling and interesting, yet despite everything I like you a considerable measure, so what difference does it make? Nobody is great.
5. I'm simply going to Google your exes truly rapidly. Just to check whether I'm more sultry than they are. No enormous.
6. Oh goodness, I'm frantic at you and you're distraught at me. I would prefer not to have a battle since I abhor battling but on the other hand I'm distraught at you. Furthermore, now you're frantic at me since I was distraught. I'm happy you informed me regarding it and really, you took care of it entirely well, and you comprehend what, I dealt with it truly well as well. Man, what wouldn't we be able to survive?
7. Man, the qualities I don't adore about you are truly heaping up. Once more, it's cool however in light of the fact that they don't generally make a difference and all your different qualities are truly choice. Still feelin' it.
8. Will things dependably be this extraordinary? A lifetime of simply charming encounters and magnificent sex? Is that a thing?
9. Goodness, no, imagine a scenario where one day things aren't extraordinary and this closures. I don't need it to end. Do you figure it may end, each companion I know and furthermore outsiders I ask in the city? Isn't that right? I would be so tragic. Incredible, now I'm pitiful and nothing has even happened yet.
10. I'm so into you yet additionally know essentially nothing about you. Like, do you have a mystery family? Is it unusual to get some information about maladies?
11. Why did anybody ever part ways with you? Hold up, why did they say a final farewell to you? Am I missing something? Imagine a scenario where we separate for a similar thing they parted ways with you for. Goodness well, they seemed like a butt hole at any rate.
12. I have an inclination that I'm infatuated with you however I won't, won't, say it. That is to say, I think it roughly five times each time I see you however I know it's too early and I won't state it. Don't you stress over that.
13. You didn't content me back the previous evening in this way, clearly, you're dead. I will go to your burial service and say that I cherished you since I did, no one but I couldn't state it since we'd just been dating a couple of months, yet now that you're dead, what happens next is anyone's guess. I cherished you. I truly did.
14. Truly, on the off chance that you are considering dumping me, which you may be on the grounds that I have no clue what's happening now, that is fine. I don't give it a second thought. Like, what are you, Angelina Jolie in the '90s? No. You're only a man. I'll see another person. It's not a major ordeal. I mean I just cherished you, similar to, a smidgen in any case. Whatever.
15. Be that as it may, truly, kindly don't abandon me, I've just envisioned our wedding and you are so incredible I could cry. Hold up, what's that? You haven't contemplated leaving once? Furthermore, you like me as much as I prefer you? What's more, I should simply quit overthinking each millisecond of our romance so I can really appreciate the reality I've discovered somebody noteworthy? Fiiiiine.
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